Merry Christmas...enjoy some holiday cheer! Santa is being really naughty. Hope you aren't offended, if so, just click pause and move on to the next blog. I laughed my butt off.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Mommy's Jiggle Bell!
It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Playstation 3 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
With a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
Which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."
"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone."
"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,
Same double chin.
"She'll cook, she'll dust," She'll mop every mess.
You'll relax, take it easy, Watch The Young & the Restless."
"Fantastic!" the mom cheered. "My dream come true!
"I'll shop. I'll read., I'll sleep a whole night through! "
From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared... and I am wet."
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
"You the best mommy ever. " I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal. "
That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."
Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear, "
Only one loving mother, is needed here."
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,
When they'll be too old, for my cradle-song."
The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight. Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right."
Now...for a little laugh
Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Playstation 3 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
With a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
Which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."
"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone."
"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,
Same double chin.
"She'll cook, she'll dust," She'll mop every mess.
You'll relax, take it easy, Watch The Young & the Restless."
"Fantastic!" the mom cheered. "My dream come true!
"I'll shop. I'll read., I'll sleep a whole night through! "
From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared... and I am wet."
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
"You the best mommy ever. " I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal. "That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."
Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear, "
Only one loving mother, is needed here."
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,
When they'll be too old, for my cradle-song."
The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight. Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right."
Now...for a little laugh
Friday, December 23, 2011
Giveaway over at Creating from the Heart
Hey All,
Creating from the heart is hosting a giveaway until January 1st, 2012.
Now...
Don't
Go,
because
I
want
to
win.
Check out this video...it cracks me and your husband (or other male friend) will sooo dig it too!
Creating from the heart is hosting a giveaway until January 1st, 2012.
Now...
Don't
Go,
because
I
want
to
win.
Check out this video...it cracks me and your husband (or other male friend) will sooo dig it too!
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Dancing in Public with an ipod
Have ya'll seen the youtube videos of the fella singing to his ipod and dancing in public. It's the funniest thing to me. I admit it's silly, but I love silly. Here's a little bit of holiday inspiration for you...now...let's dance!
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
All I want for xmas! and....giveaway winner announced!
Only a few days until ole St. Nick comes bounding down the chimney to deliver prezzies to us all. And, just in time for xmas is the announcement of TWO giveaways! Yes, two! Last week's prize was never claimed--so you all are the lucky ones! Whooppeeee!
Congratulations to Patricia at Treasure Barn for winning this tag!
Shoot me an email and I'll mail it right to you! Just in time for after xmas!
Now...our second winner. I gathered all the comments from this posting:
A reindeer incident.....
The winner is: Geri at My heart Art
Geri wins this tag:
Shoot me an email Geri and these adorable reindeer will be flying your way! Whoopee!
Come back tomorrow for a wonderful little video!
Congratulations to Patricia at Treasure Barn for winning this tag!
Now...our second winner. I gathered all the comments from this posting:
A reindeer incident.....
The winner is: Geri at My heart Art
Geri wins this tag:
Come back tomorrow for a wonderful little video!
Friday, December 16, 2011
Giveway---late....but late is better than never!
Congratulations to my Anonymous neighbor--who isn't so anonymous--My lucky neighbor won this
What will you win next week? Another tag! Whooppeeeee!
Would you like to put this tag on a christmas gift!? Just leave a comment below and you'll be in the drawing. Tuesday next week we'll have the reveal of who wins this tag!
What will you win next week? Another tag! Whooppeeeee!
Would you like to put this tag on a christmas gift!? Just leave a comment below and you'll be in the drawing. Tuesday next week we'll have the reveal of who wins this tag!
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