What are you doin' New Year's Eve--sing-a-long

Wellll....hellllooooo friends!  What will you do this New Year's eve?  Do leave me a comment and tell me!  I've been very busy with a christmas gift--a Cricut Expression!  Yep, that's what I said, the MR and family gave me this fun little machine.  I just had to find a place, which meant moving lots of furniture around and then getting everything set up.  Tomorrow I'll post some pictures of project I've been working on! 

In the meantime, enjoy this cute giraffe, a very sweet little girl! Who came right up to the fence and checked us out. 

Then come go to   this link and hit me with your best shot. 

And, since we are  talking about Zoos, watch this little video with Zooey Deschanel.

Channelling my inner Caffe and a fun giveaway!

Hey Peeps!
One of my favorite blog Caffeinated OC Mommy , Caffe has a way to say exactly what I want to say, but always keep my mouth shut.  But, heck, what's a blog for, but to say what you want.  And, bullocks on your opinion.  I like that English curse word.  

So...I've just had several exchanges with someone my father would call a DING-BAT. I am off work for vacation, but am attempting to help this DINGBAT with a problem SHE created. Oh and did I mention there hasn't been a thank you?  Not one.
Not one, "Thank you so much for taking this time while you are officially on vacation."
Not one, "Don't bother with this right now. We'll talk on Monday." 
Here's what I get: attitude, I should do whatever I can to make this happen.

What I want to say is, "forget it, we'll deal on Monday." And maybe even a few curse words....
What would you say!  
The best comment on what I should say will win a very special treat! 
See the picture below. 
Sookie, the kitten will help me pick the best comment. 

Aannnddd, if you triple dog dare me I may actually say it to her.  

altered coaster into a magnet

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas...enjoy some holiday cheer! Santa is being really naughty.  Hope you aren't offended, if so, just click pause and move on to the next blog.  I laughed my butt off.

Mommy's Jiggle Bell!

It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
Only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
While visions of Playstation 3 and Barbie, flipped through their heads.

 
The dad was snoring in front of the TV,
With a half-constructed bicycle on his knee.
So only the mom heard the reindeer hooves clatter,
Which made her sigh, "Now what's the matter?"
 
With toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand,
She descended the stairs, and saw the old man.
He was covered with ashes and soot, which fell with a shrug.
"Oh great," muttered the mom, "Now I have to clean the rug."
 
 
"Ho-ho-ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake."
"Your gift was especially difficult to make."
"Thanks, Santa, but all I want is some time alone."
"Exactly!" he chuckled, "I've made you a clone."
 
 
"A clone?" she asked, "What good is that?
Run along, Santa, I've no time for chit-chat."
The mother's twin. Same hair, same eyes,
Same double chin.
 
 
"She'll cook, she'll dust," She'll mop every mess.
You'll relax, take it easy, Watch The Young & the Restless."
"Fantastic!" the mom cheered. "My dream come true!
"I'll shop. I'll read., I'll sleep a whole night through! "


From the room above, the youngest began to fret.
"Mommy?! I scared... and I am wet."
The clone replied, "I'm coming, sweetheart."
"Hey," the mom smiled, "She knows her part."
 
The clone changed the small one, and hummed a tune,
as she bundled the child, in a blanket cocoon.
"You the best mommy ever. " I really love you."
The clone smiled and sighed, "I love you, too."
 
The mom frowned and said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal. "
That's my child's love, she's trying to steal."
Smiling wisely Santa said, "To me it is clear, "
Only one loving mother, is needed here."
 
The mom kissed her child, and tucked her into bed.
"Thank you, Santa, for clearing my head.
I sometimes forget, it won't be very long,
When they'll be too old, for my cradle-song."
 
The clock on the mantle began to chime.
Santa whispered to the clone, "It works every time."
With the clone by his side Santa said, "Goodnight. Merry Christmas, Mom, You'll be all right."




Now...for a  little laugh

Giveaway over at Creating from the Heart

Hey All,
Creating from the heart is hosting a giveaway until January 1st, 2012. 


Now...
Don't
Go,
because
I
want
to
win.



Check out this video...it cracks me and your husband (or other male friend) will sooo dig it too!

Tis the season for the mummies....

Now...watch this video and then call your hubby into the room and have him watch it!
You will love it!

Dancing in Public with an ipod

Have ya'll seen the youtube videos of the fella singing to his ipod and dancing in public.  It's the funniest thing to me.  I admit it's silly, but I love silly.  Here's a little bit of holiday inspiration for you...now...let's dance!

All I want for xmas! and....giveaway winner announced!

Only a few days until ole St. Nick comes bounding down the chimney to deliver prezzies to us all.  And, just in time for xmas is the announcement of TWO giveaways!  Yes, two!  Last week's prize was never claimed--so you all are the lucky ones! Whooppeeee!


Congratulations to Patricia at Treasure Barn for winning this tag!

Shoot me an email and I'll mail it right to you!  Just in time for after xmas!

Now...our second winner.  I gathered all the comments from this posting:

A reindeer incident.....

The winner is: Geri at My heart Art
Geri wins this tag:

Shoot me an email Geri and these adorable reindeer will be flying your way!  Whoopee!

Come back tomorrow for a wonderful little video!

Giveway---late....but late is better than never!

Congratulations to my Anonymous neighbor--who isn't so anonymous--My lucky neighbor won this

What will you win next week?  Another tag! Whooppeeeee!

Would you like to put this tag on a christmas gift!?  Just leave a comment below and you'll be in the drawing.  Tuesday next week we'll have the reveal of who wins this tag!

A reindeer incident in Tennessee....

I hate to admit it.

Hate to tell you that there was an incident.

A terrible incident, that no one could have foretold.

We had a reindeer incident.

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floppy antler.....

We had a reindeer antler brEaK.....wraarraahahhahahahhahaha

We had our family xmas party this weekend and although there were no illegal substances or even alcoholic beverages (or at least...no one shared anything with me) 

It was a Seay family FrEE-for-all! 

Antlers were broken,

red noses everywhere

spirit fingers abounding

At some point  a cowboy hat showed up with antlers!

vogueing (is that a word)

and a visit from

Dr. Evil

who the hell cares about Santa Claus when Dr. Evil's in the room....

just saying..

that's the way our family rolls....

it was all fun and games until..... the red nose made appearance

oh boy...here comes the nose.

mom of the "Home Alone" cutie above...

mom to the cutie above, nanna to the next cutie above

spirit fingers!

Cousin Nancy, bottom left, fit right in!!

that my twin, aka Dr. Evil.  My poor cousin--he didn't know what to do with this craziness.

It was just a bit crazy and I'm still recovering.....

Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.

Staff luncheon head gear!

Welcome to what song is on your mind Thursday. 
Today, I keep humming a little ditty by a little green frog....

Kermit says:
Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection.
For Lovers, For Dreamers. For me.

You'll be dreaming of this tag you can win, just leave me a comment or become a follower.

Now...sing along with me and Kermie

have you ever seen a frog playing a bango?

Wacky Doodle Wednesday! (and a Giveaway)

Remember you can stop by this posting to win a lovely tag! You will want to win this wonderful xmas tag!

Make sure to watch this video.  It will be make you laugh because of the twist on the classic Queen song.

Terrific Tuesday Giveaway!

Aren't you all excited!
Today is a terrific Tuesday Giveaway!  Weeee!!!

This past weekend I helped judge a Gingerbread contest in my town.  I'm no gingerbread expert...but this is a darn good example of creativity.  Check out the licorice as garland with little colored balls.  CUTE! 

Now...for the giveaway.  Here's what we are going to do...leave me a comment or become a follower(leave a comment that you're new) and you'll be entered into the contest.  What do you win?

Leave me a comment or become a follower and this beautiful tag could be your's!!

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Ya'll know how I feel about Mondays.  I've said it over and over and over again.  Well....here we are.
Monday again.

Dilbert has the best office humor around.  Happy Monday.

Stop by yesterday's posting for a little Buddy the Elf humor!

Buddy the elf!

Ok,
So..
I have a a dirty little secret
I
Love
Buddy
the
Elf

If you haven't seen this movie, you need to!  It makes me laugh out loud! 

Normally, Will Farrell is ho-hum to me. But, this character is wonderful.  Check out when he finds a santa in a department store.



Hop on the bus Gus, you don't need to discuss much

Hello! Welcome to what's song is on your mind this AM?  For me, it's "50 Ways to leave your lover."
That's kinda dating me, cause that song came out back in the 70s?  Anyway, it a catchy tune. 
Now, there were plenty of You tube rendition of this classic. But, I just HAD to download this one by the muppets.

Make a new plan stan and set yourself free.  Just hop on the bus, Guss. You don't need to discuss much.  ............

If you're still with me after this fun video, I want to tell you all about a month of giveaways here at Puddin n pie! 

From December 1st through December 31st anyone that emails me will recieve a sweet little something from me.  Nothing high dollar, no cash, just a litte prezzy to make your day brighter.  Click on my complete profile and then email me.  Soon, I'll figure out how to add an "Email me" button on my sidebar.